Jugamos, Dominicanos

I read with great sadness that that immigrants from the Dominican Republic, particularly teenagers, have renounced their god-given heritage. Too many drug arrests have led to the plague, by taking our teen Dominicanos out of the dance and into the jailhouse.
The NYT, as usual always found itself far ahead of the pack in the incredibly shrinking NY newsroom.
"Jugamos," said the MC, "you are a tropical people. Play your overly-loud and pointless music far into the night!"
So play; play on; jugamous! Set a boom box or other things loudest outside a bodega - and share so thoughtfully these obnoxious and moronic songs which sound like elevator music turned up to to 11. Bondaleo!