Thursday, April 8, 2010

Walsh McGuire is Out to Get Me

I've now figured out the mysterious phenomenon of Asian-characters appearing in my blog responses: It's Walsh McGuire.

When Walsh was studying Chinese in Washington, Lux and myself would leave pidgen-Mandarin gibberish messages on his answering machine. Soft-hearted tortured-poet Haverford grad Walsh was the perfect target, and we of course thought that line of study was the equivalent of bird-call analysis in the Aleutian Islands.

Now Walsh is a business mogul in Taiwan and Hong Kong, and I'm now certain he's handing me verbal dunce-caps at every chance possible now that Hari-Kari is starting to look like a good career move for me.

A thousand pardons, Walshire.

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