Bad news for some very privileged people, as rumors spread that urban gang members are currently on their way to exclusive east coast resorts.There is reportedly a gang truce after some of the summer's priciest get-aways have been partitioned up to keep the peace.
Crips to Nantucket, Bloods to Martha's Vineyard. Biker gangs have already left Provincetown after they could find no more flamboyant drag queens to beat mercilessly.
Other gangs focused on the Hamptons, but left after they could not find a decent table at the hot restaurant of the season, and Michael Musto ridiculed their "passe" fashion sense. The Latin Kings arrived, but were widely mistaken for "the help," and ordered around by society matrons.
There will always be a Maine.
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