Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Jew Watch

It sounds like something Borat would come up with, but Jew Watch is a real web site. It purports to be "a scholarly resource" into Zionism. It attracted the ire of the Jewish community, since it comes immediately up when you simply punch "Jew" into Google. For their part Google has a disclaimer above it, saying that the site disturbs them, but it is a free speech issue.
The site is of course unintentially hilarious, with all the usual "conspiracies and lies" - like the Holocaust (didn't happen), the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" and their secret plan to rule the earth, and of course that 9/11 was planned by Jews.
I'm putting up a "Swede Watch" site, in which I not only prove that the Vikings never existed, but the Minnesota Vikings football team doesn't exist, nor has it ever.
The "games" were all staged by Minnesota's famously liberal politicians to get more money for their wasteful social programs from the federal government, by making it seem like people actually live up there. Welfare recipients were hired to fill the Metrodome's seats, making the stadium appear full.
Jew Watch should be an East Coast version of Baywatch. It would be set in the 1970s, when Macy's and Gimbel's were still competing for the shopper's dollar. Specially-trained lifeguards would be positioned in high chairs in Herald Square. Whenever they saw someone about to pay full price, the guards would leap into action and "save" the him or her. They would then point the grateful shopper the way to a real bargain nearby.

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