You can now download porn into your cell phone, or another person might send it to you. This may be a little embarrassing, on planes, trains, and buses. Especially when riding next to women, children, the elderly and others who are not sickos like you.
Maybe they'll put in an "adults only" pleasure-yourself train cars or similar areas in the back of planes.
Or you can talk too loudly on your phone, filling in everyone around you to the play-by-play action. "Yeah, she's getting it on with an Aardvark now. This is really hot," you say as you pant along.
And if you think regular cellphones are a menace on the road, think about XXX right on your steering wheel. I wonder what people will tell the cops when they wreck their wheels and maybe themselves at a certain moment; that is, coming and going at the same time.
Its the classic problem of oversexed society: sex and sexual images will become boring. I've already wrote about the news kiosk in Austria where a triple-X magazine, complete with the money shot, was right in the middle of all the other "respectable" rags, and people just walked right on by, paying no attention to it whatsoever.
In the Luke Wilson film Idiocracy, one could go into a mini-Starbucks, get a latte, and get, uh, a happy ending.
Let's get sex at least semi-naughty again, the way it was when you stole Penthouses or paid for Playboys from some kid's dad's collection. It is actually quite easy; you simply make a new domain name, (XXX) for porn.
Otherwise that sound you think is your porno-cell will not be moaning. It will be the yawning from everyone around you.
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