The Office's Dwight Schrute's cornering of the unicorn princess market in Scranton may shed some light on that bizarre and disturbing trampling to death of the man who opened a Long Island Wal-Mart's doors on Black Friday morning.
If you saw the show December 11, you know that Dwight bought every one of these ridiculous dolls in the area, then sold them to desperate parents at a huge profit. The parents' children all wanted them so badly for Christmas that the adults didn't want to disappoint their little darlings and would pay practically anything.
This might explain the crazed rush in the pre-dawn hours on Long Island. I can imagine the conversation at Christmas. Parent: "Does my little princess like her present?" Child: "It's just what I wanted!" Parent: "Good, because I had to trample a guy to death to get it, just for you."
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