Monday, March 8, 2010

Rainbow Party

Has "Rainbow Party" been proven bullshit yet? As you may recall, a recent fiction book claimed that girls would orally please boys while leaving a ring of their lipstick color around the boys' penis'.
"Rainbow Party" raised hackles from coast to coast by claiming our adolescent sweet young things are actually human Hoover 2000s. They leave lipstick traces every time the go down on some guy (which is often).
I am therefore going to have my own Rainbow Party at my place. Plus a grand prize for the winner of a giant stuffed unicorn. AAhhh. What could be sweeter?

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