It was sitting outside the Fox in DC when Rambler had a great idea: we would all be Coreys: Corey Rambler, Corey Tourguide, and Corey Dlamini.
If any females actually wandered over to our section, that's what we'd tell them. Corey's all the way.
Haim and Feldman eventually went their separate ways, but the name will live on. I'm planning to name the next dog I have Corey.
Now, with one of the two dead, the world is ripe for more Coreys. In Rambler's LA every day they would have forgetten, since life is lived only in the present and Jimmy Carter is considered a historical feature and thus not worth learning about.
But think of the glory of being a Corey ("no, I'm not the one who's dead"). What are the chances of two teen movie stars named the same name?
So try the Corey thing at the next party in the Hills, Rambler, you just might get lucky (or forgotten.)
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