Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The Scary Man

What exactly is that giant football-player robot-thing in the corner of the screen on Fox's games? All I can think of is that it's preparing us for the day when human players are replaced by pre-programmed automatically controlled machines.
These weird transformer-performers are so bizarre than whenever my cousin's toddler sees one of them appear on the tube she calls it "the scary man."
And that, of course, is probably what Fox wants. In the future, even huge 320 pound linemen will be crushed by these mutants. And the crowd roars on.

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