Saturday, April 4, 2009

44, er, make that 47 dead, and I'm hauled away!

Thank you Supreme Court! In the past month, counting today, the US has had 47 people die in mass shootings, including seven police officers. That's probably more than the American casualties in Iraq in the same period.

Today a man who feared that Obama would somehow take his guns away shot three officers to death in Pittsburgh, all while wearing a bulletproof vest of his own (don't barricade yourself in your home without it).

This followed a mass killing in Binghamton, NY, in which 13 immigrants taking a course for citizenship were killed.

Unfortunately, mass killing is about all you need to know about being an American citizen today.

I wonder if a teacher shouted above the gunfire "look, isn't it wonderful, that man is exercising his second amendment rights!"

I've already written that someone should give the NRA a dose of its own medicine by "airing out" their offices (spraying it with gunfire - while nobody is in the building, though unfortunately that's hard to tell.) Guns should also be allowed in the halls of Congress and the Supreme Court, since they so reverently believe in our need for militias of one.

Maybe it might be better just to bring them into the Congressional and Senatorial offices of NRA supporters. All at once, though unloaded. It would make a statement (and get people arrested).

Sign up now with me, and you too can get charged with conspiracy to commit your second amendment rights. Wait, there's someone at the door. They've got dark jackets on ...FB?..FB something is written on their backs. Hey!...wait a minute!...I can explain! ... no!...no! .....

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