The Pirate Walks the Plank

Seems I've gotten some criticism for the frat-boy/locker room talk of my last blog, particularly the description of the infamous though in all probability ridiculously fictional sexual act of "The Pirate." Yes, it's immature and incredibly crude, but that's the point. Let's have a vote, should the Pirate Walk the Plank? (Jhat is, cut from the post?)